Archive for January, 2011

Lundi

January 31, 2011

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.

Lundi

January 31, 2011

 I do not want to see the movie ‘The Roommate’. Guess why.

All of a sudden I want to go back to NYC..

Each year, 14 insects go in your mouth while you sleep. 

Is it me or Crosby is the spokesperson for all companies?

is it me or Crosby is the spokesperson for all companies?

 

Samedi

January 30, 2011

 Why I tweet instead of sleeping? That is the question. We do not know where is the answer, but the question is this. .

Samedi

January 30, 2011

 Is that you often expect to wake up somewhere else? Story of my life.

My mouth is on fire. Thank you cinnamon hearts.

 Lazy day = jogging + hoodie..

photo by anais

January 30, 2011

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Samedi

January 29, 2011

Why does my oven turns itself off, worse, why my lasagna looks not edible?

I have the taste to take a break twitter because I’m just whining these days … : (

Samedi

January 29, 2011

 I play in the big leagues now, a first request to the University. Yesssss!

Vendredi

January 28, 2011

Dear Yahoo, I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…” Just saying… Sincerely, Google..

 DEPRESSED???: Earphones, Volume up & Ignore the world…

A girl is in love with U when she realizes she’s willing to do things for U she wouldn’t do  for  anyone else..

There are four things you should know before you die…1. Learn to love. 2. Learn to forgive 3. Learn to forget. & 4. …

Life is like a Football. It has a start, an end, and crazy people yelling at your mistake..

If people are trying to bring you DOWN, it only means that you are ABOVE them.

 

Vendredi

January 28, 2011

Yet with your pretty face I’m on the ratio of followers men and women is unequal: P

Alphabet A sex love kiss B, C caress, desire D, E erotic fellatio F, G moan, hum H I enjoy introducing  kamasutra

L M masturbate lick fuck N O P orgasm again enter Q R S sperm tail fiddled T U V uterus vagina wahouuu W X (xxx)

Me! I never had a prof sexy enough to want to kiss one! : P

Dear Twitter, you’re not exactly perfect, but you cost much cheaper than a shrink! # Jeudiconfession

The number of tweets is inversely proportional to the rate of alcohol)..

 

 

Jeudi

January 28, 2011

The Veggie boyfriend not here, it’s time for the pepperoni pizza!