Archive for October, 2011

Dimanche

October 30, 2011

 I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named ‘Responsibly’.

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Dimanche

October 30, 2011

Hal-30

Dimanche

October 30, 2011

Dear Math, I’m sick and tired of finding your “X”. Just accept the fact that she is gone. Move on, dude! Sincerely, Me.

Vendredi

October 28, 2011

ThatAwkwardMoment when you say “Goodbye!” to someone but you both walk off in the same direction.

Jeudi

October 27, 2011

Me + Bed + Pillow – Alarm Clock = Bliss….

Samedi

October 23, 2011

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you….

Vendredi

October 21, 2011

 I found out the reason that women ask so many questions. They have an extra wh’Y’ chromosome…

Vendredi

October 21, 2011

My neighbours listen to some excellent music. Whether they want to or not…

Mercredi

October 20, 2011

 Seriously, there are really weird people on this earth.

Mercredi

October 19, 2011

 Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.