Archive for December, 2011

Vendredi

December 30, 2011

My favorite text message: “I’ll be there in 5 minutes…if not, read this again.”

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Vendredi

December 30, 2011

 Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake.

Jeudi

December 30, 2011

Today, I just want the good news. Please. # Goodnews #Nobadnews

Mardi

December 27, 2011

Facebook needs to add a “still banging my ex” as a relationship status option…

 

Lundi

December 27, 2011

 It takes 4 seconds for a silence to become awkward.

Vendredi

December 23, 2011

 I love my relationship with MY BED. No commitment needed. We just sleep together EVERY NIGHT…

Vendredi

December 23, 2011

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Mardi

December 21, 2011

Holiday!

Dimanche

December 18, 2011

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Samedi

December 18, 2011

 Ghosts don’t sleep under your bed, they sleep inside your head!